Girls

They put their phone numbers in my yearbook because they know that I’ll be making green after college. When I look in my yearbook a few years from now, they want me to see their number and call them so they can gold dig.

Well, I got something to tell you females: you’re never going to get my money!

In the immortal lyrics of Mike Jones, “back then hoes didn’t want me, now I’m hot, hoes all on me.”